Go with it, you ain't gonna listen to us anyway....!!!

Ok, listen up, people. I want you all to take a couple minutes off from whatever the hell you're doing and do me a favor: come up with as many things, good ones, of course, that could be done with 3o billion US dollars. Yes, you've heard me right, 30 BILLION dollaz!!!! I'll be here waiting for your lists.
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...............................................................................................................................................you've still got 30 seconds out of those 2 minutes, don't rush yourselves!!!
Ok, most likely you've come up with some 30 billion possibilities to spend that amount of dough doing good stuff, ain't that right? Well, fuck YOU, you're wrong! Cause someone has got only one idea and option related on how to spend the money: president Barack Hussein Obama, or as some of you might know him The Black Guy from the White House. Yep, that's him alright!
He was scratching his head a few days ago about solutions to see that money flee the country and he came up with the most brilliant idea any American could have since re-electing Bush in 2004, which is: send more troups in Afghanistan! But not a small contingent of the highly super-trained, super-head-shaved, super-bubble-gum-chewers, super-cuss-words-users, super-bulked(cause apparently the enemy is so so scared of their pects and six-pack tummy) Navy Seals or whatever the fuck they might call them nowadays, but 30.000 soldiers. What's wrong with this picture, tell me! Well, they can kill and fuck up some alien robots that have got a better technology, they can outstand alien invasions on screen, but goddamn if they can take some Afghan peasants that shoot some rusty old Soviet guns from the '80's. Not only that but I'm sure the American goverment puts a significant sum up any soldier' ass for training, as for the Afghans are just mere opium farmers......There's still something wrong with the picture, innit?
So, the black guy sends some more troops out there and at the same time asks(it's more like ''if you don't comply, we'll send the nukes on yo' ass!!!) his allies to keep their soldiers too. That means those other countries(and there's quite a few of them) have to pay and pay and pay to keep the soldiers there. And hence all the highly-trained-butt-kickers-striptease-joints-goers-loud-assholes soldiers have six packs, they must eat steaks and drink beer, limitless, while some of the population back home is quite struggling to get by, day after day.
''There's a war going on, man!''. I can't remember what film is it from, but I can't see any war out there, I mean it ain't going any direction, whatsoever!Of course, we all know it's not democracy and all that bullshit that they're looking to bring in Afghanistan, but goddamn, all least get the prisoners out there to harvest your heroin plants!
Thus, overall, there's a recession happening throughout the world, people are being left without jobs, houses, chances to get by, there're no funds for healthcare, disease treatments, education and so on, yet they dispatch these 30.000 soldiers with 30 billion dollars! Good on you , president Obama! And then you ask yourself why the population wouldn't want to shake your hand, ''oh, americans are racists, they can't take having a black person in the White House.''
Certainly, they can, it would be someone that mops the floor, not one that sells the country's possibility to get back on its feet......
Over and out,
T.


P.S. Vote the black muslim guy for four more years in 2012!!! I just hope by then some other country could come up with a serious opium area, cause frankly, Afghanistan is getting old already.